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Masedium
mmmm Cookies
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
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 Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:59 am Post subject: |
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I would like to make today a fine day by starting off with a message from a carefully translated form of the bible.
A stori about plantin seedz
| Quote: | Luke 8
1 So after dat Jebus wented around doin his thing, wif hiz twelv followrz,2 an sum ladiez too. He had heald dem from dizeeziz. He had throwded sevn deemnz out of Mary Magdalene.3 Dere wuz also Joanna an Susanna an sum otherz. Dey wuz helpin out, supportin teh rest of Jebuss followrz.
4 Jebus tolded dis stori:5 "A farmr went out plantin seedz. Sum of dem fell nex to teh road. Peeplz stepted on dem an teh birdz eated dem.6 Sum of dem fel on teh rock, an when dey comd up teh plantz drieded out an died.7 Sum of dem fel in teh weedz an gotted choketed.8 Sum of dem fell in teh dirt an dey caem up an teh farmr harvisted lotz moar dan he plantid. So some good caem of it LOL."
When he wuz finisht he wuz liek "If u haz earz, lissn up."9 Hiz followrz wundrd what teh stori ment. Dey at leest figrd out it waznt about farmin LOL.10 He said, "I wil let u know what it meenz, but i iz keepin it sekrit from teh n00bz, so dat
" 'dey can see an not rilli see;
dey can heer an not unrstand LOL.'
11 "Herez what it meenz k. Teh seed iz teh word of Ceiling Cat.12 Teh seedz bai teh path iz teh peepl who heer, but Basement Cat comz along an taekz teh word of Ceiling Cat out of deir hartz, so dat dey woant bileev an woant be saevd.13 Teh wunz on teh rock iz teh peepl who heer an say "Yay Ceiling Cat" but haz no rootz. Dey beleev for a whiel, but when thingz get hard dey givz up.14 Teh wunz in teh weedz iz teh peepl who heer, but dey getz distraktid bai lief an forgitz about Ceiling Cat.15 But teh wunz on teh dirt are peeplz wif good hartz, who hearz teh word an duzint forgit. |
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